Afternoon



Made me laugh loud enough to let my boss know I was skiving

fuck'im I'm off anyway.

Bomber out

Afternoon

Bubble's back and none too impressed with the Kimi Raikenen endorsed McLaren steering wheel, currently suckered to the dining room table. Her reaction wan't quite as negative as when I told her how much I spent on my new mountain bike 2 years ago, but it was close and this time I was in the same room instead of on the phone in another continent. I suppose I'll have to find another home for it. Perhaps she'll stop noticing it after a while ... then again perhaps not.

Preparations for "the big move" are afoot. We made a big list of things to do, then went down the pub to better consider how to divide them up. I think we'll hire in staff. We did give notice on the flat yesterday, which provided interest as I was printing the letter out when the landlord called to say he wanted to put the rent up. Kind of like being fired while on your way to quit. Shouldn't be any bother there then. I also put all our tat up for sale and Christ is there a lot of it. You never really know how much wothless shite you've managed to accumulate until you need to move it somewhere. De-humidifiers seem to be in great demand at the moment. So much so that I took ours off the list and plan to relist it later for a higher price (humidity will be even higher in a month...!) I also listed our projector screen and some cheecky cunt asked if the projector was included! Worth a try I suppose but bloody hell that's some nerve. Like buying a tyre and asking if it comes with a free car.

'nuff for now, I've got lunch to eat

Bomber out

My boss sent me the below table last week

It's for a new game called meeting Bingo. Mark each of the words and phrases off as they're said and when you have a line shout "you pretentious corporate wanker". A full house gets "you fucking CUNT"

Actually, one of the lines was added by yours truely. Can you guess which one it is...?

SYNERGIES	TAKE THAT OFFLINE	STRATEGIC FIT	AT THE END OF THE DAY	GAP ANALYSIS	BEST PRACTICE	BOTTOM LINE	CORE BUSINESS	LESSONS LEARNT	TOUCH BASE
REVISIT	GAME PLAN	BANDWITH	HARDBALL	SHOW STOPPERS	THE FULL 9 YARDS	BENCH MARKING	BIG PICTURE	VALUE ADDING	MOVERS AND SHAKERS
BALL PARK	PROACTIVE NOT REACTIVE	WIN WIN SITUATION	THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX	FAST TRACK	RESULT DRIVEN	EMPOWER EMPLPOYEES	MOVE GOAL POSTS	LEFT HAND NOT KNOWING RIGHT HAND	BREAD AND BUTTER
WORST CASE SCENARIO	COME ON PEOPLE	DUE DILIGENCE	ON THE SAME PAGE	CRITICAL PATH	PARTNERING	APPLES AND ORANGES	110% EFFORT	PROVIDE THE CONSULTANTS WITH WHAT THEY NEED	SERVICE THE CLIENT
RESULTS DRIVEN	FLY IT UP THE FLAGPOLE	SLIPPERY SLIDE	TICKS IN BOXES	MINDSET	KNOCK ON EFFECT	PUT THIS ONE TO BED	HSE	QUALITY DRIVEN	NO BLAME

Oh, and have a look at this superb Seat ad. not sure if it's genuine or not. Don't care really

Have fun

Well done Lezzer

a job as a bar girl (/bloke). We're all supremely jealous; when do you kick off?

Just a short post because I was salivating at the Land of the Dead trailer link that Dave put up but couldn't get it to work. Having nothing better to do on a bank holiday (Bubble not yet conscious) I found the official website and am currently downloading the full fat version of the trailer (85 Meg, so time for coffee). Oscar fodder? Let's hope not

Bomber out