BERLIN (AFP) - After five days of warbling at a western German pub, a team of singers claimed to have broken the world's non-stop karaoke record, seeking a place in the Guinness Book of World Records

But, for the love of God .... WHY???!

Quick one, 'cause I'm at work....

Got sent these two links

http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/



http://www.jesus-action-figure.com/

"Putting the FUN back in fundamentalism

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Pics from the S'hai GP




The unusual sight of the box-head overtaking someone (not Shuey's best race...)



Baricello unstoppable



They were going quite quick; several turned out like this



And this...



Doh.



Bit better



View across to the other stand



Then this chav cunt stuck his head in front of the lens...



Ahh, well one or 2 did turn out well



For tyre girls, try Simon's recommended www.streetmeatasia.com and imagine the tyres. Definitely NOT Safe For Work....

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200 posts!!!

200 posts; Yay for me and cheers to you all (erm...) for taking part.

Today's news is rather dull, except this headline from the guardian;

Orgies are the way to ease social tensions, claims US judge

Challenged about his views on sexual morality, Justice Scalia surprised his audience at Harvard University, telling them: "I even take the position that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged." It seems unlikely that this is what President Bush meant when he promised to appoint more judges like Scalia to the court, should the opportunity arise.

Crucially, Justice Scalia is one of the judges in favour of overturning Roe v Wade, the landmark judgment protecting abortion as a constitutional right.

One audience member also asked the judge "whether you have any gay friends, and, if not, whether you'd like to be my friend," the Harvard Crimson newspaper reported.

This is judge Scalia, a GWB favorite, and apparently he said this at Harvard but didn't expand on his theories. Shame he wasn't speaking at a Student Union in the UK, although they would probably just have sponged money off him for a pint of Newkie Brown and 10 Silk Cut.

So to our Thai break. Along for the ride were me and Bubble, Alex-the-Yarpie, Cath-the-Aussie and Mark-the-Sweaty. Mark was to be our official Thai guide.

Phuket was wet as, well, England. We left after 2 days and spent the weekend in Bangkok.



Due to the rain and the state of the dive shop equipment we played pool and drank Singha beer all day. This led to a drunken swim followed by a ambulance dash to the local hospital when bubble managed to put a 4-stitch gash in the top of her foot. Fortunately she was suitable anaethsetised to make the stitching bearable. The nurses liked having their photos taken aswell...



















Friday night we spent in Patpong. Due to some cop raid, the girls (and the not-so-girls) were all wearing star shaped stickers on their nipples, which added an even more surreal air to the place.
On the Saturday, Alex-the-yarpie went to get her nails done ... at a "beauty salon" in Patpong. Suffice to say she wasn't very satisfied with her pedicure but it appeared that 3 blokes had had fun waxing in the back room...

Saturday we went to a club called mystique (not in Patpong) which was exactly the sort of non-gogo club that you lot wouldn't be interested in but that they should have more (or at least SOME) of in Hong Kong. Fantastic full wall fish tank filled with foot long reef sharks. Cops shut it down at 1 am sadly so we all had an earlier night than expected. Except Mark, who we suspect ended up in Patpong again; none of us had had more than a passing glance of him since Friday night.

Finally, news of a new movie from the South Park boys; Team America: World Police

Puppet oral sex goes against grain for US censors

The makers, directors Matt Stone and Trey Parker and producer Scott Rudin, are contesting the MPAA classification, saying that the film doesn't show anything that's not been seen before in other R-rated movies. And besides, Rudin told the Hollywood Reporter, "our characters are made of wood and have no genitalia. If the puppets did to each other what we show them doing, all they'd get is splinters."

Off to work with me, see you all later

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