As if by magic... some pr0n appears
every so often (about 4 times a day) I get mass emails from Guy Brennan in Hong Kong. Mostly these are either purile jokes, which I chortle at, or some rant about what it is to be English (Guy is somewhat rabidly anti PC, a sentiment I sympathise with although not to the extent that Guy feels it at times...) Then, just once in a while, he sends something through of true worth. Photos of the Tsunami aftermath for example, while not at all funny, were unique and from his own camera. This time it's a photo study of how far Singapore has come in liquor promotion since my days there and I believe it's perfect for those of you pining for the return of the kylie years. ... except no kylie I'm afraid. Ex-singaporeans; do you recall mamma Tequila, who turned from a 5'6' blond american chick in hot pants and a hat into a 50+ year old enormous philipina woman overnight? Well, at least Version2 had the decency to wear a poncho. Or the strangely unerotically dressed cigarette girls? Well, Dewars seems to have finally sorted their shit out, here's some photos of their latest promotion in S'pore. Perhaps a little NSFW, if you work in a monastry and overall pretty skanky, really but then who are we to judge? Oh, go on then...
Concentrate on the bottle of whisky...
Concentrate on the bottle of whisky...
See, concentrate long enough and the bottle dissapears altogether 
ooh, lapse, it's back again
nooooooo
......
ah, gone again
nuts
Sneaky...
That's cheating, she's wearing tights...
Spilt some love?
she's an accountant by day
quick snifter went down the wrong way
bored of captions, you fill in the rest...
