Yes, your arse does look fat in that,

and you know why? Because it is. A wonderful story on a study of American males and females, entitled "Longer needles needed for fatter buttocks - study" which tested a massive .... 50 people ... concluded that all yanks are lardy. Talk about money for old rope...

Also this little song, which was posted on B3ta last week. Their newsletters have been a bit poor of late, although that's possibly sourgrapes over the fact that they posted the pussy beer article but not my rant about it, which I (and all right thinking people) thought was the best bit. Fucking media twats.... Anyway this one's ace and celebrates the 5th b'day of one Leo Blair with a song and crayon drawings about his dad. Sound shit? well it's not.

Bomber out