Congratulations

To Mr Collis on his marriage last weekend to Melanie. We heard about it *just* in time to send an email to the reception. Apparently it was a family only affair, which robbed me of the opportunity to step on the bride's dress, abuse the presents then throw up in the drive way, like I did last time.

The weather sucks balls here at the moment, biking is not enjoyable in this, but we're off to the Huy Downhill course tomorrow. It's my first time there and is apparently quite a short course but I'm sure I'll manage to do some damage. To myself. probably



It'll be a lot wetter and muddier than the sunny day in that vid

last but certainly not least, take a look at this news article from the Manchester Evening News about how good the GEP are at comparing negative numbers. Prize quote;

I phoned Camelot and they fobbed me off with some story that -6 is higher - not lower - than -8 but I'm not having it.

Only english tarts could be that thick.

Bomber out