Jounalists would entitle "A sobering thought for drinkers"

But then that's because they can't see past the pun needed to pay for their next whisky, the old soaks. This story, about some fruitless research into hangover cures, offers the "useful advice";

the only sure way of avoiding a hangover is not to drink in the first place

Cunts

Xmas is almost upon us and the fridge is stocked to the gunnels with beer. Enjoy your swimming pools, all you southern monkies and speak to you again after the wrapping paper has settled.

Bomber out