Cartoons, cartoons and no ... err ... porn. Probably

no porn today (unless I find some while I'm writing ... far from impossible) but I do have important news.

Several of you enjoyed the masterful 30 second remake of the Exorcist, acted by cartoon bunnies, which I posted a couple of months ago. Imagine my delight to find that this was not an isolated study, but that those talented folks at Angry Alien have also parodied such clasics as the Shining, Alien and Jaws and is apparently working on TxCSM. Marvelous

This from the Onion


Study: Good Porn Still Hard To Find
BOSTON—According to a report released by the Institute for Advanced Media Studies, good porn remains hard to find. "Though it's true that there is 350 percent more pornographic material on the market than there was five years ago, quality porn is as difficult to find as ever," Dr. Jeffrey Conchlin said. "Sometimes, you can find a DVD with hot chicks who seem to be enjoying themselves, but usually, they've got big fake tits, the sex is either boring or way too gross, and the setting is totally depressing. This trend is discouraging." Dr. Conchlin added that porn filmmakers are at least a decade away from seamlessly combining good storytelling with hot DP.

Dave mentioned yesterday that SpaceShip One made its second, and X-prize winning, flight reaching >100km (actually quite a lot >, at 110km) for the second time in a two week period. Sir Dick is now backing them with his Virgin Galactic scheme, 100K of your new english pounds and 9 minutes in space is yours. Certainly cheaper than the 20 Mill that some rich twat paid the Russians but I think I'll wait for Ryan Air's planned "50 quid to the moon" promotion due 2008. Good vid here

Finally, back on the subject of animation, and Scott Bateman, apparantly a cartoonisty in the US, has some good stuff at this site. The first of his stuff I saw was the Heston story about dear old Charlton and his cold dead hands, or something. Fairly amusing, albeit overridingly american. He does have a good range of tee shirts, though;



If only it had animated comedy breasts on it, I'd order one today.

OK OK, have a pair;



Ta Ta, I'm off to Thailand. Expect to bee too drunk / far under water to post till Monday, but you never know...

Bomber out

It's B3ta time again!

I can't resist the charms of the B3ta newsletter, and neither could I resist this, which includes such wonders as "Song of the Whip" and "The Horizontal Secretary" here's a sample;






Dykes on Bikes ... who could resist?

then there's this site which purports to be a collection of the 100 worst porn movie titles too much good stuff here; can't decide between BACKDOOR LAMBADA, ADVENTURES OF THE FART BITCHES and SEX STARVED FUCK SLUTS #22 - STINKY WHITE WOMEN for the top spot

finally this from the site dedicated to animated boobs;



ha ha ha ha ha; I'm sold

nothinng original to say, I'm off back to the boob site

Bomber out

SS1 goes up, not in smoke and I'm buggered

A great weekend away ... 20 miles away that is. We've been on Lantau island in a "holiday flat" for the last 4 days. Managed to spend all day Wednesday drinking; too hot to ride.... then had to go back to work Thursday. Friday we rode the Chi Ma Wan Peninsula, which is my fave ride in HK. Saturday I "worked at home" in the morning and then we hiked the Sunset Peak in the afternoon. Sunday we did an easy ride along a water catchment and now have rocks where our calves used to be. Trying to get away for next weekend to Thailand... do I ever work???

some pics;



Can you make out the steps? No, neither could I. Note crossed fingers...



Bubble will thank me for that one...



Slightly overheated at the top of the hill. Village we rode from is further behind and below than it appears in this picture (honest)



Ohh, lovely waterfall and nice bike...



...let's ruin it with ... well ... me

Spaceship One has made its first, slightly unconventional, flight and plans to go for the X-prize on Thursday. Branson has backed them with his plans for Virgin Galactic. Trust Branson; he must have shitted himself when SS1 rolled on the first fully loaded boost. I reckon all this is fucking excellent and wish Sir Dick all the best. See the video here although the first 2/3rds is speaches but check out the flight video, which is cool as fuck. Sadly Bubble says we have to buy a house and get rich before we can blow 100 grand + on a 7 minute trip into the black stuff.

Finally, and we got notice to buy our 7s tickets yesterday, so I hope all you folks who want to come took our advice and registered with the HKRFU for your guaranteed tickets...

Interesting, spellcheck picked up buggerred and suggested buggered to replace it but was completely flumoxed by fucking...

Bomber out