JIZZ!

This may be the ultimate bloke's spa. Sure the girls get a massage, facial and all that relaxing stuff, but how about a spa where, if you want to top up your beer, you dip it in the bath water beer?

Farting in the tub not necessary to feel those little bubbles rolling around your thighs

Well, maybe I wouldn't dip it in the bath, but look, there's a tap on the end! I'm in

Bomber out

See if you can read these, I got from Jezzer last week. Sadly no photos

Sounds like someone was having a bit too much fun on site.... Names (badly) covered to protect the guilty...

It wouldn't be the Phillipines without a written confession....

Bomber out