JIZZ!

This may be the ultimate bloke's spa. Sure the girls get a massage, facial and all that relaxing stuff, but how about a spa where, if you want to top up your beer, you dip it in the bath water beer?

Farting in the tub not necessary to feel those little bubbles rolling around your thighs

Well, maybe I wouldn't dip it in the bath, but look, there's a tap on the end! I'm in

Bomber out