My boss sent me the below table last week
It's for a new game called meeting Bingo. Mark each of the words and phrases off as they're said and when you have a line shout "you pretentious corporate wanker". A full house gets "you fucking CUNT"
Actually, one of the lines was added by yours truely. Can you guess which one it is...?
SYNERGIES | TAKE THAT OFFLINE | STRATEGIC FIT | AT THE END OF THE DAY | GAP ANALYSIS | BEST PRACTICE | BOTTOM LINE | CORE BUSINESS | LESSONS LEARNT | TOUCH BASE |
REVISIT | GAME PLAN | BANDWITH | HARDBALL | SHOW STOPPERS | THE FULL 9 YARDS | BENCH MARKING | BIG PICTURE | VALUE ADDING | MOVERS AND SHAKERS |
BALL PARK | PROACTIVE NOT REACTIVE | WIN WIN SITUATION | THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX | FAST TRACK | RESULT DRIVEN | EMPOWER EMPLPOYEES | MOVE GOAL POSTS | LEFT HAND NOT KNOWING RIGHT HAND | BREAD AND BUTTER |
WORST CASE SCENARIO | COME ON PEOPLE | DUE DILIGENCE | ON THE SAME PAGE | CRITICAL PATH | PARTNERING | APPLES AND ORANGES | 110% EFFORT | PROVIDE THE CONSULTANTS WITH WHAT THEY NEED | SERVICE THE CLIENT |
RESULTS DRIVEN | FLY IT UP THE FLAGPOLE | SLIPPERY SLIDE | TICKS IN BOXES | MINDSET | KNOCK ON EFFECT | PUT THIS ONE TO BED | HSE | QUALITY DRIVEN | NO BLAME |
Have fun
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