Tuesday, May 03, 2005

My boss sent me the below table last week

It's for a new game called meeting Bingo. Mark each of the words and phrases off as they're said and when you have a line shout "you pretentious corporate wanker". A full house gets "you fucking CUNT"

Actually, one of the lines was added by yours truely. Can you guess which one it is...?

SYNERGIES

TAKE THAT OFFLINE

STRATEGIC FIT

AT THE END OF THE DAY

GAP ANALYSIS

BEST PRACTICE

BOTTOM LINE

CORE BUSINESS

LESSONS LEARNT

TOUCH BASE

REVISIT

GAME PLAN

BANDWITH

HARDBALL

SHOW STOPPERS

THE FULL 9 YARDS

BENCH MARKING

BIG PICTURE

VALUE ADDING

MOVERS AND SHAKERS

BALL PARK

PROACTIVE NOT REACTIVE

WIN WIN SITUATION

THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX

FAST TRACK

RESULT DRIVEN

EMPOWER EMPLPOYEES

MOVE GOAL POSTS

LEFT HAND NOT KNOWING RIGHT HAND

BREAD AND BUTTER

WORST CASE SCENARIO

COME ON PEOPLE

DUE DILIGENCE

ON THE SAME PAGE

CRITICAL PATH

PARTNERING

APPLES AND ORANGES

110% EFFORT

PROVIDE THE CONSULTANTS WITH WHAT THEY NEED

SERVICE THE CLIENT

RESULTS DRIVEN

FLY IT UP THE FLAGPOLE

SLIPPERY SLIDE

TICKS IN BOXES

MINDSET

KNOCK ON EFFECT

PUT THIS ONE TO BED

HSE

QUALITY DRIVEN

NO BLAME




Oh, and have a look at this superb Seat ad. not sure if it's genuine or not. Don't care really

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