Sunday, August 08, 2004

Morning all

Saw Arthur yesterday. Wank except for loads of good Brit accents and
that kissit nightly bird in a leather strap thingy.

Best one (well actually two) liner

Lancelot (to Guinevere, facing down 1/2 the saxon army); "There's a lot
of lonely men out there"

Guinevere; "Don't worry, I won't let them rape you"

Worst;

Arthur (over Lancelot's corpse) screams at the sky; "Noooo, the
sacrifice was supposed to be me. It wasn't supposed to be like this .
never like this"

At which point the entire crew and crowd in the cinema threw up in
unison.

Rubbish

Bomber out