Oi, who said you could take the sluts?!?

This article on Yahoo news reports the downfall of "slut wear". And I just thought they were showing off their assets like...

"The slut is out now. She's dead," said Godfrey Deeny

This season, blousy linen took the place of sheer chiffon, while shades of white chased away an edgier black. Necklines were up, while hemlines were hovering down at the knee.

"It's very ladylike. It's not jump-into-bed fashion," Deeny said

Deeny was then shuffled outside and beaten to within an inch of ihs worthless life by a group of concerned males. What a wanker!

Also, anyone familiar with the Jim Rose Sideshow, including such landmark acts as the guy who hangs dumbels from his cock and the other guy who has puzzle piece shapes tattooed all over his body and eats maggots and stuff, might appreciate an update on their whereabouts;

Freaks Against Bush

America's most extreme freak show is now an export, and its radical ringmaster has turned the bizarre extravaganza into a Bush-bashing social satire. The Jim Rose Dubya World Circus of Freaks includes such "freaks of nurture" as Big Mak, a 450-pound contortionist who scarfs doughnuts and burgers onstage to caricature America's obesity epidemic. "This is an anti-George Bush show, so we give you a mirrored reflection of what's wrong with American society," said Rose, the circus' mastermind. Rose said he took the show overseas after U.S. promoters found its politicized content radioactive in this overheated election year. "We're going to live in Europe and the United Kingdom until George Bush is out of office," he said.

LONG LIVE THE SLUT!!!! (no...of course I didn't mean you dear...ow)

Bomber out