Mais non! Les Olympics, en Engleterre? Zut alors!

Jaques Chirac wished the best of "luck" to London and praised teh "fair play" of the French bid. Spot the veiled acusation there.

Tony Blair was more upbeat; "That's right frenchy, we won and you didn't. must be 'cause you smell. Now we just have to ... err ... build a new tube system or buy some more busses or put up the conjestion charge (again) or something and we'll be sorted. Oh, yes, and some stadiums (sorry dear, stadia, you always were so clever)."

While Lord Coe was heard to simper; "Toni, can I stop sucking Spanish cock now, please?"

On the other side of the room, our world sports ambassador (self) elect, David Beckham (who was also apparantly in Singapore for the announcement aswell, although no one could work out why, as hairdressing modelling isn't even a demonstration sport yet); "Bloody brill, init; 'limpics ... comin' to London, can I be center forward?"

Finally, our hosts, the Singapore government; "thank you lah, enjoy you come to singapore waat. Glad we can hep you to making decision one, remeber Sinagpore bidding 2016 ah!"

Everybody else; "4 floors then?"

meanwhile in Paris;



Bomber out