Want something wonderfully sexist, do I hear?

happy to oblige;

Of course we start with the now classical shopping joke;


I note here that our artist has posited only one visist to each shop. Clearly his partner is an efficient shopper.

It may be hazardous to my health to dwell on this next one...




My dad told me on my wedding day to only ever argue about where to buy a house and that the answer to all other questions was "yes dear". And where do we end up buying a house? Looks like I lost that one too...



Finally, the much awaited BS Hazardous materials data sheet. These should be attached to a marriage license or better still, taught in school.



Bomber out