Morning

Dunc sent me this link a while ago, to a virtual bartender. In true bartender fashion said tender is blond leggy and stacked. List of commands as folows;

airGuitar
beAMan
bow
cartWheel
cowboy
cowboy2
dance On Bar
Robot
doSplits
downward Dog
drinkBeer
eat Banana
flex
flick BottleCap
flick Lighter
getBeer
getBottle
getPitcher
getPitcher2
giveCans
giveHummer
giveNumber
hairFlip
handStand
headBang
hoolaHoop
jedi
jumpingJacks
karate
katate
kickGroin
kissCamera
kissGirl
lapDance
laughing
leiMek
lick Breasts
macarena
orgasm
patHead
pillow
playGuitar
pour Beer On Self
push up On Bar
rapping
read Playboy
riverdance
ropeTrick
shadow Box
shake It
shootGun
show Breasts
show Butt
spin
squeeze Breasts
stick Tongue Out
stomps Feet
stomps Feet2
strip
stud Message
suck Lollipop
sunshine Girl Calender
supermodel
surfing
take
Nap
tap Dance
tickle Fight
touch Toes
wag Finger
Wave

much fun although perhaps not safe for work, unless your boss is the one keying in the commands of course. I thought the best fun would be in trying to find a command listed here. Dirty Sanchez just seemed to confuse the poor lass...

Bomber out